Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour

Yo, Ontario gamers! Get ready to step back into an epic time capsule with Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour! This classic FPS, birthed by the masterminds at Nerve Software and Gearbox, unleashed its chaos on the world back in 2016, and, man, it’s as gnarly as it gets! If you want to frag some gnarly aliens and giggle at cheesy one-liners while you’re at it, you’ve hit the jackpot!

Picture this—you're Duke frickin’ Nukem, the ultimate action hero, strutting your stuff with more confidence than a kid with a new hoverboard! It’s not just about blowing up aliens; it's about doing it with style, humor, and a whole lot of explosions. This game is your ticket to kicking even more alien butt than you did in ‘96, and trust me, it’s a blast (literally)!

You’ll be zooming around the globe, from cityscapes to alien-infested lairs, armed with an arsenal that would make even the most seasoned FPS players drool. Think rocket launchers, laser guns, and yes, the legendary shrink ray—because nothing says victory like shrinking your foes and stepping on their tiny heads!

What’s cool about this version? It's like they took the classic and injected it with a caffeine boost! With six new levels that’ll make you feel like you’re playing a brand-new game, you'll find yourself hooked on trying to save babes while you blast through hordes of aliens who just don’t get that Earth is not their playground!

And let’s not skip the nostalgia, fam! You’ve got all those beloved locations revamped and ready to go, mixed with cutscenes and jokes that’ll have you rolling like you're watching a bad 90's action flick with your pals. Plus, Duke’s attitude is just as epic as ever—so get ready for some seriously cringe-worthy humor that’s so bad it flips back to being awesome.

Let’s be real—Duke Nukem knows how to party! So grab your friends for some multiplayer madness. Team up to tackle those high scores or compete against each other to see who can rack up the most kills (remember, it's all about fragging bragging rights).

Alright, squad, don your virtual sunglasses and rev up those gaming engines because Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour is here to remind us all that while things may change, the joy of kicking alien ass is timeless! So grab your controllers and let's show these extraterrestrial wannabes what Earthlings are made of—can I get a “Hail to the King, baby!”?